255 New Florida law makes it a felony for anyone stealing Amazon packages over $40 off people’s porches. Love living in a red state that punishes porch pirates instead of letting them out on no bail (twitter.com) posted 228 days ago by purkiss80 228 days ago by purkiss80 +255 / -0 37 comments share 37 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I'd be ok with poking out their eyes along with amputating their hands, then legs.
I like this. If you need a co-sponsor for the bill, I'm in.