New Florida law makes it a felony for anyone stealing Amazon packages over $40 off people’s porches. Love living in a red state that punishes porch pirates instead of letting them out on no bail - The Great Awakening

New Florida law makes it a felony for anyone stealing Amazon packages over $40 off people’s porches. Love living in a red state that punishes porch pirates instead of letting them out on no bail (twitter.com)

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– JackieDaytona74 5 points 228 days ago +5 / -0

Isn't Florida a death penalty state?

Mind you, I'm not saying that porch pirates deserve the death penalty.

But I'm also not saying that they don't deserve the death penalty.

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– Wtf_socialismreally 7 points 228 days ago +7 / -0

A removal of a finger for first offense. Second offense is the hand.

There will be no third offense.

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– summersunset01 2 points 228 days ago +2 / -0

I'd be ok with poking out their eyes along with amputating their hands, then legs.

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– JackieDaytona74 2 points 227 days ago +2 / -0

I like this. If you need a co-sponsor for the bill, I'm in.

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– Jammyjams 2 points 227 days ago +2 / -0

Stand your ground, on your porch seems about right.

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