255 New Florida law makes it a felony for anyone stealing Amazon packages over $40 off people’s porches. Love living in a red state that punishes porch pirates instead of letting them out on no bail (twitter.com) posted 228 days ago by purkiss80 228 days ago by purkiss80 +255 / -0 37 comments share 37 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Isn't Florida a death penalty state?
Mind you, I'm not saying that porch pirates deserve the death penalty.
But I'm also not saying that they don't deserve the death penalty.
I'd be ok with poking out their eyes along with amputating their hands, then legs.
I like this. If you need a co-sponsor for the bill, I'm in.