'Golf Trump' always looks pasty, bloated and tired. He plays a good game of golf, though. He doesn't wear bronzer on his face nor does his hair look golden then either (didn't apply the temporary hair dye?) when he golfs, making him look different, pale and older.

I assumed that he leaves these artificial colorants off himself when he would be wearing his signature white see-through Trump Resort golf shirt, to avoid visible staining when he sweats. But, what do I know?

The truth is, with his naturally pale complexion, he should be wearing a navy, royal blue or red golf shirt, not white. The shade of white on his golf shirts just washes him out.

Big chonky boy

Golf Trump is the one that I think of as the drunk Santa version of Trump. Like there’s a lot of Santa’s that look pretty similar and do a good job and can be convincing and then there’s that one that is just drunk and looks bad. https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/donald-trump-golfing