That’s not going to age well

I think Biden has a degree from the University of Kansas and was invited as a walk on to the Kansas City Chiefs. He might have also been raised by a Native American Plains tribe.

Reminds me of this Deep Thought by Jack Handy (old SNL)

"I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me.", I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I.". "Well,", said Coach, "you were never really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.". It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of the Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on."

First he dons a Dukakis dunce-hat, next appearance, Biden will do his best "Dean Scream"

Desensitizing us for when he wears crazy helmet daily