Can I share a story? I once wore a Beavis mask to the local bingo night, on Halloween. Just as a lark. I think I even had a hand-drawn "Metallica" shirt and shorts to complete the outfit. It rocked. We were totally surrounded by old folks. Kept saying, in character "Number Two!" "Sixty Nine" "Heh, heh!" "That was cool" "TP for my bunghole" - you know the drill, if you know, you know. I made an old lady in the row behind us start choking because she was laughing so hard. Later, I went to take a leak in the men's room, let loose with a stream, still wearing the mask, let out a long "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!", still in character, "best Nation in the world, is Urin-Nation!" and the old dude with a crutch in the urinal beside me zippped up and hobbled out, extra fast...didn't even wash his hands... anyways, I legit won twice that night. Bingo, mothercrunchers! LOL! That was cool!
Never walk into an NCO club on an overseas military base, get a single bingo card, and win. the 100 other Filipino women will be shooting laser beams and knives out of their eyes at you. They make these wooden structures (that probably need a building permit) that hold 9-12 cards and are very serious about their games.
I was dealt a shitty bingo card. I can’t check this box but I love it.
Hmm, not on my card either.
I've never once got to yell BINGO anywhere
Can I share a story? I once wore a Beavis mask to the local bingo night, on Halloween. Just as a lark. I think I even had a hand-drawn "Metallica" shirt and shorts to complete the outfit. It rocked. We were totally surrounded by old folks. Kept saying, in character "Number Two!" "Sixty Nine" "Heh, heh!" "That was cool" "TP for my bunghole" - you know the drill, if you know, you know. I made an old lady in the row behind us start choking because she was laughing so hard. Later, I went to take a leak in the men's room, let loose with a stream, still wearing the mask, let out a long "ahhhhhhhhhhhh!", still in character, "best Nation in the world, is Urin-Nation!" and the old dude with a crutch in the urinal beside me zippped up and hobbled out, extra fast...didn't even wash his hands... anyways, I legit won twice that night. Bingo, mothercrunchers! LOL! That was cool!
Never walk into an NCO club on an overseas military base, get a single bingo card, and win. the 100 other Filipino women will be shooting laser beams and knives out of their eyes at you. They make these wooden structures (that probably need a building permit) that hold 9-12 cards and are very serious about their games.
Did that once...
Uh huh-huh-huh-huh; that was Cool. .
Do you have a business card? I want to hire you for my next party
Yell it now