Indulgences used to be popular:

An indulgence is a remission before God of the temporal punishment due to sins whose guilt has already been forgiven, which the faithful Christian who is duly disposed gains under certain prescribed conditions through the action of the Church which, as the minister of redemption, dispenses and applies with authority the treasury of the satisfactions of Christ and the saints.

In practice, the Church would let you off if you paid them money. This system has now been replaced by Carbon Credits!

They only stop raping them on the holy day of friday, when Saturday starts its back to raping again.

I had some experience with Muslims, not even radical ones, in the last few years. And I can say they don’t think think like us. There is a hate in their heart.