Obamas' chef Tafari Campbell dies in paddleboarding accident:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-66297450

Now that’s awesome

Last thing we need is Biden to be martyred and worshiped for the next gorrilian years like he was something special ughh

This has won the internet for two days running...

I was reading another post and the thought occurred to me, if they all want him to drop out the race, but can't replace him unless dead in most cases, who's to say he won't be killed? Make it look like a heart attack or jab related.

He baits the paddle board with an ice cream cone....much to his surprise he caught both Biden and Pelosi and the two sunk the board and drowned while fighting over the ice cream..

See how comedy works? It has truth in it. Hence, the left can't be funny.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

Interwebz rumor. Take with salt grains:

GLP rumor: ******* works at the White House They have a source....
...
Word is Joe is now worried for his life.
.... He knows he's been deeply betrayed by countless friends and colleagues but HE is the president, they're not. He knows they want him out, he knows they won't take "no" for an answer. This is going to play out in a way that's historic in modern times. I'm not a Biden fan but I empathize with the betrayal he's going through, it's astonishing and unprecedented to see a party turn on their leader like this. By the way, he does have onset dementia but he's still very alert and himself a good portion of the day, he knows what's going on.

Edited to limit dox.

Yikes!!

Notice the Intelligence Community Installed, Personal History White-Washed, Commie has a wrinkled suit and no US flag on his lapel?

The IC has been destroying our country ever since the CIA killed JFK.

Hopefully he invites Hunter and Jill to come with Sleepy Joe!!