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If I thought that would keep the Government away from my house, I would buy 2, front door and back door.
SNORT!
No SWAT-Teams anymore! - Crazy times require crazy solutions.
But attention: Dementia patients believing to be President will knock at your door for more decency at the ballots.
Wouldn't it be something if it actually worked
Protects from government and helps grandma in wheelchair at the same time. Win-Win!!!