You got pizza at work? Lucky dog! Lol. That's more than I ever got! Saddest bonus story I have: Christmas Eve I had to wait at my desk while the rest of the company had a Christmas potluck. What was I waiting for? For the directors' accountants to call me and tell me how they would like their year end bonuses paid out. Mind you, just one bonus was double my annual salary.
You got pizza at work? Lucky dog! Lol. That's more than I ever got! Saddest bonus story I have: Christmas Eve I had to wait at my desk while the rest of the company had a Christmas potluck. What was I waiting for? For the directors' accountants to call me and tell me how they would like their year end bonuses paid out. Mind you, just one bonus was double my annual salary.
"We appreciate you handling this for us, oh, and merry Christmas!"