I used to wear my breathing mask on top of my head while walking through stores. When asked, I self-identify as a dolphin, so I'm covering my blow-hole.

If anyone didn't accept my dolphin-ness... then they are being intolerant and discriminating against me.

People did insist that I wear a mask over my mouth and nose also, but I'd point out that it's silly and goes against science. Dolphins don't breathe through their mouth or nose.

Turn all of their arguments against them. They have to accept my mental delusion... because otherwise, I don't have to accept theirs.