Diddy left high and dry Aww
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Diddy: How much do you need me to pay in order to fulfill our contract?
Satan: does some calculations.... well, I see the price of Johnson and Johnson baby oil, but since it differs per region, let's just average it out. If you buy 100 bottles, we'll call it good.
Diddy: Okay, sure!
(cue Sponge Bob's two hours later... meme)
Diddy: Hey, I thought you said if I bought all this baby oil, we'd be square. What gives?! They arrested me and my health is at an all time low point! I'm suffering over here, and terrified! Help!
Satan: Well see the problem is, I'm a lawyer and you're not. And you didn't read the fine print when you signed the contract. See? Right here it says "all refunds will be refused. All sales are final". The baby oil thing was just for my entertainment. Too bad, buddy, you're mine now!
i bet diddler is trying to make a new deal with satan.
TFW: When you're in prison and in a few weeks, Donald Trump is going to be elected President, in a landslide.
Prison is a country club compared to Hell.
Can someone tell me what TFW means . TY
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