I'm sure he can sell the smashed guitar to one of those landwhales in their 50s that can relate to the plywood shaped ostrich and worship her. He will likely double his money. They react to her the same way tweens react to her ... it's fucking horrifying and hilarious at the same time.
I'm sure he can sell the smashed guitar to one of those landwhales in their 50s that can relate to the plywood shaped ostrich and worship her. He will likely double his money. They react to her the same way tweens react to her ... it's fucking horrifying and hilarious at the same time.
Plywood shaped ostrich! LOL! Now that's the best part of this entire post! So true...LOL!
Land Whales! What a horrible way to describe people.