I guess this is just ‘common sense chicken control’?
Next is we’ll have to individually stamp every egg and apply for a license tax per egg laid. We need to be fair to make sure everyone has the same amount of eggs. Not all hens lay the same amount. So we’ll take the excess eggs from one person and give it to another who has less eggs.
We call this,Build Birds Better egg equity.
Of course we’ll need to create a government agency with super smart Ivy League lawyers to keep track of the egg and hen registrations. We’ll also need an armed egg enforcement division and a SWAT, Special Weapons for Avian Taxes.
Wealthy hen owners can just pay an extra fee for us to leave them alone. So rich and famous folks can grow all the eggs they wish.
I guess this is just ‘common sense chicken control’?
Next is we’ll have to individually stamp every egg and apply for a license tax per egg laid. We need to be fair to make sure everyone has the same amount of eggs. Not all hens lay the same amount. So we’ll take the excess eggs from one person and give it to another who has less eggs.
We call this,Build Birds Better egg equity.
Of course we’ll need to create a government agency with super smart Ivy League lawyers to keep track of the egg and hen registrations. We’ll also need an armed egg enforcement division and a SWAT, Special Weapons for Avian Taxes.
Wealthy hen owners can just pay an extra fee for us to leave them alone. So rich and famous folks can grow all the eggs they wish.
Soon you'll need a license to crack an egg, and another one to cook that egg. But licenses will be distributed for various ways of cooking the egg.
Sunny side up? Oi, you got a license?
Scrambled? Oi, show me your license.