339 Can't Stop Stupid... (media.greatawakening.win) posted 122 days ago by floridafrog 122 days ago by floridafrog +339 / -0 94 comments download share 94 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
Add Crest to your drinking water and eat chocolate with it. Sheet boi, boy, everbody know dat.
Ohhh there should be a recipe book:
The Fluoride Cookbook
With such recipes as:
Crest Hot Peppermint Cocoa
Colgate spearmint brownies
Sensodyne wintermint ice cream
They have oodles if ways to be creative!
Crest Old Fashioned Crest Margherita - line the rim with toothpaste Crest Rum and Coke
Tell them they HAVE to use the "whitening" version. If Coke can tell their employees to be more white then the rest of the libs will LOVE it.
I know, and think of the frosting capabilities! One does not even have to bother with piping-bags - just use the toothpaste tube!