CANADA/USA ANNEXATION SUPER-THREAD! RumoUrs are that Trump isn't just blustering about making Canada the 51st state! What do you guys think? Let's all put on our 'big boy pants' and share serious details on what you think will need to make this marriage work!
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I mean Canada's pretty big. I think we'd have to make it at least 10 states or it wouldn't look right on the new maps
100% agree. And, since we could basically do this with the blank slate, can we use cookie cutter shapes? I want at least three provinces that are shaped like a dinosaur cookie cutter, a star, and a heart. I think Quebec could be the heart, What do you think? Alberta could be like, a T-rex, with a huge tail that goes all the way up through BC and into Yukon, a huge body that would cover Alberta and most of Saskatchewan, most of Northern Manitoba, with tiny little T-Rex arms they would end just outside of Ottawa, implying that if Ottawa doesn't fall into line, we will absolutely fuck them up.
Holy shit I am on a roll, KEK. SOMEBODY ALERT THE TRUMP TRANSITION TEAM TO THIS THREAD 😁😁💙
Nunavut gets the polar bear cookie shape to match their license plates.
Imagine how jealous Putin would be if America had a bear shaped state in the taiga
Heck yes, here we go, this guy gets exactly what I'm talking about. Behind my seemingly immature logic is actually a very interesting strategy. We need to increase the birth rate. For that, we need to increase our appeal to children. That's why all provinces should be cut into cookie shapes.
+1. Creative! Would it be honorable to set a squirrel shaped area of New York apart for based New Yorkers, and a huge peanut shaped section of California for non-Commie Californians?
They don't grow peanuts in California, but I don't know better shapes, because avocados and oranges make for boring map shapes. Maybe the commies can have an alfalfa sprout shaped sliver in the middle somewhere.
Maybe the team is watching, only a couple hours after this thread was made, Trump posted about making Canada the 51st state 😆 https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/113672861551554010
I might use a few "other" shapes for somewhere like Quebec or Montreal.
Edited after seeing cats5 comment - A couple of those "other" shapes could promote having more kids.