A few more good comebacks:

• "When a member of the Epstein list approaches."

• "When Diddy comes offering a record deal."

• "When Jerry Sandusky asks to adopt and 'wrestle' you"

I would love to meet her dad and buy him a beer.

In what situation would a kid need to use algebra. You can’t “prepare” when you have a need. That’s too often too late. We prepare kids now for when they will or may need it.

Proverbs 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

Also, when you train young children in something, they are more likely to develop mastery.

No one saw her coming!!! Tough times create strong kids!

When the IRS shows up to tax the little girl for her lemonade stand earnings...

And on a side note, that Autumn is pretty damn good with her firearms...

I am beaming with pride and she isn't even my kid.

Haha HeelvsBabyface is a legend on YouTube. Just wish he'd tone down some of the more vulgar jokes but otherwise he's very based and a good guy.

I think this young lady has a youtube channel

When the first class bell rings