Very funny, but I'm actually far more impressed with the accuracy of your naming...
Sméagol
That's the mark of a true Tolkien fan. I bet you thought that making The Hobbit into three movies, making dwarves sexy and skipping Tom Bombadil entirely are all travesties of story telling justice.
Very funny, but I'm actually far more impressed with the accuracy of your naming...
Sméagol
That's the mark of a true Tolkien fan. I bet you thought that making The Hobbit into three movies, making dwarves sexy and skipping Tom Bombadil entirely are all travesties of story telling justice.
I do...
Wait, I thought I was the only person disappointed in the complete lack of Tom Bombadil!
Barrow-wights
Omg, don't get me started!💖
If you're a Tolkien fan, here is an article I have had saved from 2002 that you might enjoy. https://mises.org/mises-daily/tolkien-v-power