So yesterday, I went to Walmart and I was pushing my shopping cart around I bumped Zelensky with it accidentally because I couldn’t see him over my cart.
Even though I don’t agree with his politics, I apologize profusely and I asked him if he was OK. He said, “Well I’m not happy.” So I said, “Oh, which one are you then?”
Asking a midget to "stand tall" is one of the most laughable things I've read this morning.
Don't insult midgets. Zelinsky is one of the original dei dwarfs in the snow white rebrand that didn't make the cut cause he was to Zelinsky
In a related note, scientists have determined that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
So yesterday, I went to Walmart and I was pushing my shopping cart around I bumped Zelensky with it accidentally because I couldn’t see him over my cart.
Even though I don’t agree with his politics, I apologize profusely and I asked him if he was OK. He said, “Well I’m not happy.” So I said, “Oh, which one are you then?”
However, 1 in 7 dwarves is Grumpy.
Dopey is the one we're dealing with currently.
Those scientists are wrong.
Just go to Willy Wonkas chocolate factory and see for yourself...
Andrew Dice Clay did a funny routine about midgets.
https://youtu.be/K8nuJBQVUUA?si=piUaysBOHGb1K8Dc
Manlets, rise up!
Oh wait, they already did.
Stewpid Zelinsky! He forgot to wear his stilleto heels!!
Sucha good porn dancer, he.