Something a TSA agent has never said.
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They've only caught a dumb cluck with a pocket knife on his keychain that he forgot to remove before coming to the airport.
fully semiautomatic nail clippers
That dude fantasizes about a passenger holding him down and beating him with nine inches of limp all about the face...You know he does.
Pedo/Rapist face if ever there was such a thing.
Yeah...perv or creep look.
Even more so if those glasses auto darken...
They catch a terrorist everytime they give my crotch a pat. Just ask my wife.
KEK
Last time I flew, the TSA dweeb insisted that both my husband and I showed up on the scanner, as "hot" in the crotch areas. She said we could either get patted down where we stood, or go behind a screen. Neither of us are easily embarrassed, so we chose to do it in the open. This happened in Florida, so maybe we were just hot? WTF is it with these idiots.
Maybe he thought that you two would join the mile high club. /s
I guess? Not like we're big on PDA's, probably just felt like harassing someone most likely.
KEK, It was such a weird and funny thing to get pulled aside for. My husband said something similar, then started calling me "hot stuff".
The
Stupid
Association
That meme should read "It's not gay if it's TSA."