Transportation Sec. Sean Duffy Brutally Sets the Record Straight on "Astronaut Crew" Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sanchez and ...
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy addresses the recent spaceflight featuring celebrities, emphasizing the distinction between true astronaut qualifications and the high-profile passengers. This commentary sheds light on the evolving narrative of commerci...
I flew to Virginia on a 747 so now I can tell whores in bars that I'm an airline pilot, right?
Same thing.
*the training on flotation devices and oxygen masks alone was rough af. Don't even get me started on the seat belt controls.
Astro-Nots.
I want to congratulate Bezos for sending the first tuna can into space
Too much plastic in that tuna!
Being an astronaut takes brains, training, and critical thinking.
Being a passenger on a trip into space takes only lots of money.
Correction, Sub space. Hope they enjoyed the carnival ride.
Every woman in America should be cringing with embarrassment over this unbelievable display of air-headed stupidity.
If they even made it to Space.
One of those dumb motherfuckers opened the Capsule from the inside. A Capsule that should have been sealed and pressurized.
You could even see a chick on the livestream run over and slam the door shut while Bezos was walking over. Then Jeff made a show of fiddling with a key.
There would be no reason for the capsule, on the ground, to be "pressurized." If anything, it would have needed to bleed air in from the outside to equalize pressure.
People playing games with a hatch that had been previously been unsealed in anticipation for the photo op? That's all it was folks.
Monkeys and Dogs did it first!
Cue the Muppet's Theme
SLUTS IN SPACE!
Otherwise known as "Pigs in Space" though the Muppet Show version had three pigs and two were male.
Good for Duffy. Clarity prevails.