She was probably someone, when she was in her 20s, rode the dick carousel and was in her "I'm having fun and living my best life" phase. She was probably a big party whore with her besties and was like "I'll settle down in my mid 30s maybe". Now her besties are gone, her youth is gone, but she has a great job and makes a lot of money because she's got zero responsibilities to anyone. She opened her closet on her 50th birthday and saw it filled with bridesmaid dresses, and realized that this was going to be the rest of her life. Happy Birthday, slay queen!
One of the greatest lies ever told, was to focus on your career first before anything else. We have been the slaves all along, some are just now realizing it after their prime is long in the past.
She was probably someone, when she was in her 20s, rode the dick carousel and was in her "I'm having fun and living my best life" phase. She was probably a big party whore with her besties and was like "I'll settle down in my mid 30s maybe". Now her besties are gone, her youth is gone, but she has a great job and makes a lot of money because she's got zero responsibilities to anyone. She opened her closet on her 50th birthday and saw it filled with bridesmaid dresses, and realized that this was going to be the rest of her life. Happy Birthday, slay queen!
Well at least she can have her cake and eat it too...
The secret ingredient is salty tears.
Sadly she can’t provide her own eggs to make the cake.
Wow, that was a sick burn....
OOOF.
😉 saw what you did there na na na na num.
savage LOL
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One of the greatest lies ever told, was to focus on your career first before anything else. We have been the slaves all along, some are just now realizing it after their prime is long in the past.
Came to say this, no kids, no husband. Lots of partners. But hey! Dinner for a decade was free!
Absolutely savage lol
This sort of thing should absolutely be a warning lesson to successive generations…