31 () posted 1 year ago by 123456whatevs 1 year ago by 123456whatevs +31 / -0 29 comments share 29 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Ever had a toddler?
Threenagers? Fournados?
Yes and if a black eye is the worst bruise ya ever get get from horsing around with a little guy, You're doing well
Yeah, I got a karate chop to the throat by my 6 yr old son. I had to pretend it didn't hurt.
Yep. I've been hit in the nuts so many times I'm surprised they still work.
Oh yes. And they have gold-scale eyes. Any sibling that receives something nice, and they don't ... watch out.
And fast.
Q: "What's the fastest land mammal?"
A: "A toddler when you ask them what's in their mouth."
Ahhh the oral stage. Epstiens favorite part of child development.
Bro...