It’s not a real party unless someone requires a little first aid. I remember a party where we were having a tug of war with a jeep. And we were winning. Then the driver switched to 4-wheel drive and yanked it out of my teammates’ hands. But I was in the anchor loop and got dragged. On the good side, my wife bathed me because my knuckles were so torn up. Good times!
Remember to take a moment as you pay tax on these fireworks to thank those forefathers who fought against taxation.....and we will celebrate their efforts by literally burning tax dollars.
European Christians?
Family, friends, neighbors, barbque, lemonde, beer, fireworks, sweat and maybe a lil' first-aide. AMERICANA at it's finest.
It’s not a real party unless someone requires a little first aid. I remember a party where we were having a tug of war with a jeep. And we were winning. Then the driver switched to 4-wheel drive and yanked it out of my teammates’ hands. But I was in the anchor loop and got dragged. On the good side, my wife bathed me because my knuckles were so torn up. Good times!
Natural Selection by any other name. :)
Remember to take a moment as you pay tax on these fireworks to thank those forefathers who fought against taxation.....and we will celebrate their efforts by literally burning tax dollars.
Even random British people understand this. They are starting to realise why Americans have guns.