“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀
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This is absurdly stupid. A military of baby faces is not an improvement, and Jesus had a beard. General Grant had a beard.
Anti beard is anti-masculine, and I ain't for it.
Can't seal a gas mask with a beard.
special ops gets to keep theirs. I think the point is to rid the military of individualism.
Special Ops keeps theirs due to the missions that they might be carrying out both here at home and overseas...this is to keep their identities hidden...
Yes, our enemies know that when they see a baby faced soldier, he's a pawn, taking orders, with limitations on how he can wage war.
But when they see some guy in all black with a huge beard and tattoos, they know someone has unleashed the Dogs of War.
GAS MASKS NEEDS A VERY TIGHT SEAL AROUND THE NOSE, CHIN, AND SIDES...NO LEAKS WHATSOEVER...
You know this loses the impact when the actual issue memos and orders his office already issued admit Special Operations, the guys who ironically would probably look closer to Norse Pagans tattoo wise. Get a pass on the no beards thing. I mean technically it has to be for “validated mission-essential requirements”. Though they conveniently didn’t really define that. The only exception being dealing with a potentially CBRN situation. Then they have to be clean shaven.
The grooming standards are mostly for the Enlisted and Regular Officers. As per usual.
What about the Muzzies in the military, don't they have beards?
Beard.. straight to jail
Long hair.. jail
Bad attitude...jail. 🤨😮😭😂
It’s so damn cute… and their facial expressions 😂 love it!
Yes! They are SO adorable Bib! 🤗
This was such an odd statement.
Is he referencing the Nordic aliens?
No telling in this movie Uncle ..
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Thor? Loki?
u/#howl
I see many retired and active mimitsry who fit petes description of people we do t want in the mimitary are complai ing about pete. They think the idiots pete is talking who sit amo g those present actually care or believed or even know about the warrior ethos. i love that he put them.on notice and its a basically a junior officer putring those asshole wasters in their place. Drive out rhe woke.
Agreed fren!
Valhalla is more an FBI thing