What an awesome Twig Sauer

They're all assault sticks, sure Canadians can handle them?

So... my firewood shed is actually an armory? Cool.

They also have hockey sticks and pucks so they do have projectiles.

So hockey sticks equal long guns?

Regular Canadian version: Pyoo, pyoo, pyoo

French Canadian version: Peh, peh, peh

u/#kek

I wondered what they would have on the four dogsleds they are borrowing from Denmark.

Pew pew.

Don't forget the peanut butter and jelly sandwich bitten into the shape of a pistol.