Personally? I'm thinking a good resolution is one of these:
trash compaction and inceration protocol- where they get pressed to death by 900 lbs naked fat people, so they are both crushed and embarrased/disgusted to death. Then the bodies are consigned to the fire.
nuclear reactor resolution - throw em all into an active plant's core and let physics take over
the cheese grater - force their naked bodies dick first into an industrial strength cheese grater, set to turn them into ribbons. Then melt the graters and shoot the corrupted metal into space so no further damage is done by the evil it disposed of on our pale blue dot.
the insect protocol - collect thousands of botflies from the Amazon, and carefully inject at least a million larvae into each nonce. Fumigate the room upon subject expiration.
That's the problem with knowing what we know and having time to think about what needs doing. You get enough of that, and your mind will go to some dark places as a response. That said... Those darker places have a lot of ideas, waiting to be tapped by the collective unconscious of man...
No, Jesus said it would be better for them to have the millstone swimsuit. What they really get must be worse. But that's up to the Lord, and until then we have woodchppers.
The Lord's Justice is ETERNAL. 🔥
I think
Elijah on Mount Carmel style...would be appropriate
1 Kings 18
Too quick.
Personally? I'm thinking a good resolution is one of these:
I like the way Vlad Dracul dealt with his enemies.
Dang, these are.... creative...
That's the problem with knowing what we know and having time to think about what needs doing. You get enough of that, and your mind will go to some dark places as a response. That said... Those darker places have a lot of ideas, waiting to be tapped by the collective unconscious of man...
Something about millstone and neck…
No, Jesus said it would be better for them to have the millstone swimsuit. What they really get must be worse. But that's up to the Lord, and until then we have woodchppers.