Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women
TEHRAN — With rumors about his sexual preferences circulating amid the ongoing military conflict ravaging his country, the new Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei was reportedly disappointed to learn that the 72 virgins awaiting him in paradise were all women.
is a female goat really a "woman" tho?
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Just askin'
Kek, I was gonna do a goat joke too but you beat me to it
It is not 72 women, it is 72 prepubescent girls. Allah is the god of infinite rape and pedophilia.
Maybe it's 72 men from AL-ZUTT
MAJOR kek! I can almost hear him say, "aww HECK naw"
And they are all wearing g- strings and pasties. Does he like them skinny or plump?
Other fuktards get male virgins.
Keklarious! 😹