Holy mobile barbecue smokes! It just occurred to me that there might already be a law against lighting barbecues on the water where he is, and he's being chased by the sheriffs. If he's in Florida, which would probably not have such a ridiculous law, he might be trolling screechy blue-haired Karens who would have a bigger issue with the American flag and want to sink him.
Yeah, I guess that fella' didn't think it out.
Holy mobile barbecue smokes! It just occurred to me that there might already be a law against lighting barbecues on the water where he is, and he's being chased by the sheriffs. If he's in Florida, which would probably not have such a ridiculous law, he might be trolling screechy blue-haired Karens who would have a bigger issue with the American flag and want to sink him.
May the gators find the Karens!