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NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon (babylonbee.com)
posted 83 days ago by ashlanddog 83 days ago by ashlanddog +110 / -0
NASA Plays Incredible April Fools' Joke Of Once Again Pretending To Go To The Moon
MERRITT ISLAND, FL — In one of the biggest April Fools' jokes in decades, NASA is pretending once again to actually be going to the moon.
babylonbee.com
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– MW_Freedom 8 points 83 days ago +8 / -0

They say a broken clock is right twice a day.

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– ashlanddog [S] 4 points 83 days ago +4 / -0

" They say a broken clock is right twice a day."

...and a blind squirrel will crack a nut occasionally...

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– deleted 2 points 83 days ago +2 / -0
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– ashlanddog [S] 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

" A squirrel uses their tounge to assses net quality a blind one would exceptionally well"

...indeed...

...once contact was achieved...

...welcome aboard the USS Kayfabe Patriot...

...smooth sailing...

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– YeshuaSupreme 6 points 83 days ago +6 / -0

Seriously though, launching on this specific day is just throwing fuel on the skeptic's fire. Maybe it was intentional?

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– VaccinesCauseSIDS 5 points 82 days ago +5 / -0

they are rubbing our noses in shit

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– escapegoat 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

That's funny, the latest Coffee and Covid commentary starts out on how all the fake things are finally starting to get real with a few words about the controversial "real" space toilet found in the Artemis II mission, and follows up with a note on how "Hershey" was forced to produce real chocolate again.

https://www.coffeeandcovid.com/p/reformulated-thursday-april-2-2026

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– Hodar 1 point 82 days ago +1 / -0

Orbital mechanics and safety will trump a 3rd rate April Fools day; every time

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– YeshuaSupreme 1 point 82 days ago +1 / -0

That is, if it is real. I am not saying it's fake, but I don't know that it's not.

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– Hodar 1 point 80 days ago +1 / -0

~400k people on the roads surrounding the launch. How many with cell phone video? Roads plugged for 3 ½ hours afterwards. That’s a lot of liars

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– YeshuaSupreme 3 points 80 days ago +3 / -0

They probably launched something lol. Even if we accept that a rocket was launched, that leaves a ton of room for psyops and lies with the narrative that we are sending four people around the far side of the moon.

Again, not saying that I think this is a lie and a psyop. Just saying I can't know that it isn't.

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– MW_Freedom 1 point 77 days ago +1 / -0

Just to be on the safe said I’d stay out of the Bermuda Triangle on launch day. 🤫

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– Oh_Well_ian 5 points 82 days ago +5 / -0

I hold a lot of skepticism for NASA but I live just a couple miles from the space center and the launch was epic.

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– Mcmurdo 5 points 82 days ago +5 / -0

In The near future, you will buy a ticket, take a flight to the Moon, visit the Apollo sites, see the stuff there, and some of you all are STILL gonna say it was faked.

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– Slug 6 points 82 days ago +6 / -0

Can you blame anyone for questioning the official narrative? We have been lied to all our lives; but that time they were telling the truth?

How did they pull off that phone call from the moon to Nixon back in the day?

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– computerguyks 4 points 82 days ago +4 / -0

I got banned for a couple of months from one of the MOD's in the past, for bringing up these type of questions! If we went to the moon 53 years ago successfully, we would have been going there non-stop for 53 years.

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– one7anon 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Yes, me too, many times....booted! The censorship is aweful...makes ya wonder...hmmm

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– computerguyks 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Yes, the Mod that booted me, acted like he was actually on the moon and new all about it. He told me United States have been going to the moon clandestine this whole time. When I question the immediate communications with no lag between Houston Control and the Apollo spacecraft He had an answer for that and basically put me in my place and banned me for a couple of months.

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– one7anon 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Dang dude...wow that is a bit super controlling!! Thank you ComputerG, I appreciate your comment.

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– computerguyks 1 point 82 days ago +1 / -0

Here is the reply from the Mod that gave me the boot!

Because LEO is profitable. Geosynchronous is profitable (where do you think the signal hitting the dish that's on cinder blocks outside your mobile home comes from??). Other than the propaganda boost from going to the moon, what commercially-viable uses can you think of for going there? Space communications or something? It takes 6s for signals to get there and back. Use your brain. That's a shitty telephone call. So, minerals? What, send up a Saturn V to return with 200kg of worthless rock? You have to assemble mining ships in orbit.

I was 1/2 block away from the WTC when it collapsed. I walked home over the Brooklyn Bridge covered in radiation and aesbestos with the rest of the plebs. I know 9/11, thanks.

The CIA wants you stupid, ignorant, and believing whatever nonsense they tell you. Mission accomplished. You're a fucking moon unit. Be gone.

Enjoy Conspiracies.WIN. Your new home.

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– one7anon 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Whoa, not a good look, I'm glad that attitude is not the norm here...Some mods here are on a power trip, as a business owner you just don't let everyone answer the phone!! LOL....I appreciate your response, I am not a space believer, God put me on a flat solid immovable plain that has a firmament above..that's what the Bible says and that I understand perfectly...my eyeballs and every fiber in me says the same thing....would the liars really tell you the truth about our earth? No of course not....hide TRUTH=GOD at all costs.

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– SOGWAP 3 points 82 days ago +3 / -0

I quedtion it all now. No more gratuitous acceptance of anything they say.

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– one7anon 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Because it is FAKE... The Bible says something about a firmament overhead. As a parent of many, I put my babies in a playpen for their safety and my peace of mind, God did the same for us because he knows we must mature safely. Seperating the waters from the waters...who are the waters? Just my opinion...not an "outerspace" believer.

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– TewaPatriot 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Never gonna happen. Face the facts your in an enclosed system there is no escape no other planets out there.

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– Planetaryoverdrive 1 point 81 days ago +1 / -0

When you can explain how 16 millimeters of aluminum can protect me from the Van Allen Belt, I'm all in.

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– 2EyesOpen 1 point 82 days ago +1 / -0

Populating the moon or seeing it as tourist attraction is distraction as intended. The logistics of such programs wouldn't allow. The motive is resource mining and military (unmanned) observation base.

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– MudFlood 3 points 82 days ago +3 / -0

Everything about Nass-a is fake. Look at their snake tongue symbol...

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– Hodar 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Yeah 400k people plugging up roads surrounding KSC. All witnessed the launch, and with cell phones can see booster separation; and watch them tumble and fall into the ocean.

While watching Artemis continue upwards. People can track this as it executes orbital moves for trans-lunar.

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– Inidaho 2 points 82 days ago +2 / -0

Ha. Alright, reading the whole article, this was pretty fucking funny.

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– SOGWAP 1 point 82 days ago +1 / -0

What a crock o shit

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