Gas Pump Now Asks If You Want Car Wash, Receipt, Rewards, And If You Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow
U.S. — Before allowing customers to fill up with gas, pumps will now ask about a potential car wash, rewards membership, fuel additives, and the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
African Swallow or English Swallow ?
African Swallow or English Swallow ?
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You have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
You have to know these things when you're a king, you know.''
...and how do you know that he's the king...
"He's not covered in shit"
...carry on Pilgrim...
Kek. You guys beat me to it. One of my favorite movies of all time. 😁
"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
"You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"
As a King you have to know these things
wait until the gas pump asks you to tip the store clerk 20%.
Swallows are always unladen. They may have a few bugs in their mouths. Dumb bird question.
Dumb bird question''
...I want a shrubbery...