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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't sound like Britney will be allowing the Vaxx Nazis to use her signature song as a recruitment tool.

Hit Me Baby One More Time....

by BQnita
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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

We miss Kristy too. What a hottie.

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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if you're feet don't blister

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

These defunct counties are likely still paying retiree pensions

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boom-baba-boom-baba-boom

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Something is telling me the aliens that seeded this civilization have come back to destroy it.

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CynicalTwit22 13 points ago +13 / -0

A ship based in Panama can't navigate a canal...right...

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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perhaps the Evergreen sailed into one of Don Lemon's black holes

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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

His funeral certainly won't help his tinnitus. Texas Roadhouse waitresses plan to sing loudly at the gravesite.

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CynicalTwit22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you. To you too as well.

by BQnita
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CynicalTwit22 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're attacking any and all things white people hold dear

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CynicalTwit22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some schmuck puts the suicide hotline as their "signature" and it's interpreted as a sign. Ugh.

by fs92c
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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

A collar doesn't go up and down that far while talking

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CynicalTwit22 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was HIS magazine

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if Rush left a voice message somewhere saying "If you find this message, I've assumed room temperature."

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CynicalTwit22 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have the code... it's 1...2...3...4...5

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