He has so much protection it stopped a bullet from going through his head. I don't know what they were expecting. When millions of people pray...
Yes. Lock him up in the White House, and don't let him leave until all of you people are in jail.
Employer paid health insurance not included.
I think I just forgot how to cook and do math and shop and clean and take care of your kids. I'm just gonna go hang out in the pasture...
I think the FEMA fools are actually afraid of the mountain folk. As well they should be after this mess.
I absolutely love Weird Al.