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NotQuiteHuman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because you've already filled out his ballot?

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Given how you describe it, I feel like you're enjoying it far too much. Like maybe you typed it one-handed.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, if they want to keep saying it with two syllables (whoa-ah), they're free to do so.

Sort of like how we've managed to revert to "yea (verily)" over "yeah" lately.

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nightwatch is a Doomsday Plane, a mobile command post for NAT MIL COM CEN.

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NotQuiteHuman 8 points ago +8 / -0

ATTENTION: He just went from 30 minutes to 5 minutes.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're missing a few commas there, O Educated One.

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NotQuiteHuman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Contrail that's being spread out by multiple wind currents, perhaps. (NOT A CHEMTRAIL STOP THAT)

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NotQuiteHuman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Precisely what I was thinking.

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, the guy showed up dressed as a FedEx deliveryman and plugged her son point-blank in the chest, before stepping over the body and taking out her husband.

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NotQuiteHuman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just from the thumbnail, I thought Pepe was in the pool.

This is just as good.

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NotQuiteHuman 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Nopestradamus". I'm stealing that.

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NotQuiteHuman 5 points ago +7 / -2

It's called the Sovereign Citizen conspiracy. Some people believe that because the District of Columbia was incorporated as a city (therefore becoming a legal entity so it could have a mayor and a public-works structure and not have every decision made directly by Congress), that means that the U.S. was dissolved and "incorporated" under British law, and therefore the federal government is nOt ThE bOsS oF tHeM.

As a result, every so often, a new bunch of suckers start thinking they can use some magical incantation to make themselves exempt from all laws worldwide forever. They then speak the incantation when they get hauled before the courts, thinking the judge will have to say, "Oh, I see you are wise to the True Ways of Things, and I have no power over you. Go, then, Free Sovereign, and may God bless you as you prosper."

Then they get mad when the judge, having been given no alternative, must send them to prison for their various actual crimes because legal process is an ironclad bitch and if you won't defend yourself, they have to go with the prosecutor's version of things.

Basically, it's a literal conspiracy theory, built on ignorance of historical Western legal tradition, that results in real harm. I speak against it fervently because it pisses me off down to a personal level that so many people destroy their lives and families for a lethal hit of deludium.

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NotQuiteHuman -1 points ago +1 / -2

Children of the Devil also split hairs in an effort to evade being caught out. Jesus' hardest words were for them.

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NotQuiteHuman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or rather, they convinced themselves it didn't matter. Then one day, a bunch of unarmed people waltzed into their sacred holy templeshrine without their permission and sat in their chairs.

And we all know how Schumer is about people--visible or invisible--sitting in his chair.

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NotQuiteHuman 4 points ago +4 / -0

One of them headed north from LA to Sacramento. Long line of 'em from DC to what looks like Texas maybe.

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NotQuiteHuman 1 point ago +2 / -1

Are you sure they were Jews and not space aliens?

Think about it.

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NotQuiteHuman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The same people who think they can do One Weird Trick to melt their belly fat, fix their tinnitus, tame angry dogs, and make women fall in love with them forever.

IOW, suckers who are desperate for a quick fix and want to think they're cleverer than everyone else around them.

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