When the first Hmong arrived in Mpls an old guy on his back porch hammering a burlap sack of puppies calmly explained to horrified onlookers he was “just making lunch“. If he’d been cleaning fish, meh. It’s culture shock.
They were shooting songbirds from the trees around Lake of the Isles Park with tiny bows and arrows too. I loved it, but it wasn’t a popular opinion.
Those guys were here because they helped us Fk up Charlie bigly, and they were getting slaughtered after we bugged out. They earned those birds and puppies dammit. They just shouldn’t have been transplanted to an urban environment. Reservation life would have delighted them. Lutheran Social Services thought otherwise. I don’t know how it all worked out but hear hipppie paradise is Somalia now, so not sorry I left.
I'm old and I do worry about dad jokes. This community helps me not get out of hand. But, I'll kick the MSM in the teeth every chance I get.
dad jokes rule
Dad’s rule.
There’s quite a few “old” mom and dads on here, so don’t worry about that.
I’m interested in spread of ages on here. I’m realizing there are many more boomers than I thought on here.
I love dad jokes and torment my adult children with them every chance I get -
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For some reason this entire thread reminds me of the dad joke book about Chinese cooking, called "100 Ways to Wok Your Dog"
When the first Hmong arrived in Mpls an old guy on his back porch hammering a burlap sack of puppies calmly explained to horrified onlookers he was “just making lunch“. If he’d been cleaning fish, meh. It’s culture shock.
They were shooting songbirds from the trees around Lake of the Isles Park with tiny bows and arrows too. I loved it, but it wasn’t a popular opinion.
Those guys were here because they helped us Fk up Charlie bigly, and they were getting slaughtered after we bugged out. They earned those birds and puppies dammit. They just shouldn’t have been transplanted to an urban environment. Reservation life would have delighted them. Lutheran Social Services thought otherwise. I don’t know how it all worked out but hear hipppie paradise is Somalia now, so not sorry I left.
Rule is - one joke, per kid, per person, every day.
This is the way
LOL, really? I'm going to have to update my husband. He is waaaaayyyyy over his daily limit. ;-)
Oh It's a fair world-proven ratio.
A) 1 Dad, 3 Kids, 6 People.
1 x 3 x 9 = Dad gets 27 chances to vent out toddler humor /w the Glass Ratio of Dad Jokes.
B) 2 Dads, 2 kids between them, in a group of 8 people.
2 x 2 x 8 = 32 Jokes.
This is where the dad ratio comes in handy. now 8 people will be held captive.
Now does the Glass Ratio of Dad Jokes work? It remains to be seen.
Ahahaha! Yep, he's way over his daily ratio.
Held captive is right! It's torture, I tell ya!
Whew, this gave me a big chuckle. I know I'm way off topic at this point, but I needed a good laugh. Thank you.
Wait, isn't that the China one-joke policy, tho?