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The truth can be funny. (media.greatawakening.win) ? SHITPOST ?
posted 4 years ago by Patriot2008 4 years ago by Patriot2008 +604 / -0
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– M1staAC 24 points 4 years ago +24 / -0

I live in Utah....and this is so freaking FUNNY....and true....top KEK!

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– pnwhomebrewer 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Do Utah have a lot of strip clubs? I am out of the loop on this one.

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– Lurking_Waiting 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Seems they only have one. But the security just lets anyone in.

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– M1staAC 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

No, there are a couple only...and I honestly have no idea how tight security is...Clinton finished third in Presidential voting behind the repub candidate and Perot...so very conservative...so the tweet is poking fun at a few sterotypes at once...very clever in my opinion

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– that_guy_pming_tits 19 points 4 years ago +19 / -0

Plans road trip to have brunch in Utah on Monday.

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– ArizonaDesertRat2021 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Pierre Delecto enters the chat

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– HonestBobbin 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Have you seen his wife's skirt for interviews. She may or may not have been on a /Pol during that brunch ;)

Your comment is too Kek.

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– that_guy_pming_tits 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

?

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– DragonNRG 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

maybe they shouldnt have hired hells angels as security for that gig

oh wait that was the stones at altamont

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– barackwuzkangz 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

This. But the pressing question is this: Is that a real checkmark or a Swallowelltick?

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– Lurking_Waiting 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Should we just start shopping crappy check marks on posts with an astrix? And the note would be 'swallowell certified, good enough for congress'

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– MordenGeist 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Its legit. This was taken from GAB.

If you go "GAB-Pro", which is based on a donation to help keep the site going, you get a Check plus a lot of other privileges to show people you're supporting the site.

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– hundro 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

So, how do those other privileges compare to what is on offer for being "Swallowell Pro" certified?

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– barackwuzkangz 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

You DO get it, though. :)

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– hundro 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Ewww?

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– MordenGeist 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Pretty well, actually.

...I get the joke, just not that funny.

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– hundro 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

I'm inclined to agree with you. Honestly, 9 hours later, I can't figure out what I was saying. I think I got caught in an innuendo vortex and lost all sense of direction.

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– MordenGeist 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

ROFL facepalm now that was funny XD

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– barackwuzkangz 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

So you didn’t get the joke, then?

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– MordenGeist 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Yeh, I got it. Swallowswell PS'd a blue check on a comment from a female Twatter Tweet for some stupid attempt to gain more relevancy.

Was this supposed to be ironic?

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– blacksmith21 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

This is truth. A close friend worked on The Hill during the anthrax attack, the Capitol shooting and a couple other security incidents. In all cases, the Capitol building was surrounded by tac'd out Cap 5-0, doors were barred, barricades emplaced. The Capitol is nearly impenetrable if so desired. Congress let their guard down intentionally.

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– MagaMormon 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

The back road clubs are better

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– barackwuzkangz 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Oh, you didn’t get the joke, then?

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