A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes. Dr Fauci, said "I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!" He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said "I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!" He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said 'I need one, I'm the smartest woman in the United States." she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The child replies, "Don't worry. There are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack."
LOL - This is probably one of the oldest jokes I know. Except in my version, it was the world's smartest man, Kissinger, who jumped out of the plane with the back pack.
? I am 100% sure the Pope would let the little girl have the parachute. H.H. Pope Tawadros II is a very kind man. The other guy is just the bishop of rome, he sits on a throne of lies and toutes a stolen title.
I'm not Catholic I'm Coptic Orthodox, we have called the head of our rite or church if you want the Pope hundreds of years before the RCC decided to start calling theirs that.
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes. Donald Trump says “above anyone else the little girl should get a parachute.” Dr. Fauci says “f@ck the little girl” the Pope says, “Think we have time?” Hillary says, “You can all f@ck me, just make sure I get one!” Everyone answers, “Ewwwwwwwww” grab Hillary and throw her out the door without a parachute, Donald Trump says, “Problem Solved.”
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes. Dr Fauci, said "I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!" He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The pope said "I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!" He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said 'I need one, I'm the smartest woman in the United States." she takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment and then turns to the 10-year-old. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting".
The child replies, "Don't worry. There are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the United States took my school backpack."
I like'd this, this was a good story. :)
I love stories with happy endings?
That's
Hilarious
LOL - This is probably one of the oldest jokes I know. Except in my version, it was the world's smartest man, Kissinger, who jumped out of the plane with the back pack.
Don't be silly. They didn't have backpacks in his day!
They had planes in Aristotle's day?
? I am 100% sure the Pope would let the little girl have the parachute. H.H. Pope Tawadros II is a very kind man. The other guy is just the bishop of rome, he sits on a throne of lies and toutes a stolen title.
I don't follow catholic politics & as a result am uninformed.
Care to enlighten me on what you are suggesting here? Is this a similar thing that went down with Bidan & Trump?
I'm not Catholic I'm Coptic Orthodox, we have called the head of our rite or church if you want the Pope hundreds of years before the RCC decided to start calling theirs that.
Thx for the morning chuckle
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes. Donald Trump says “above anyone else the little girl should get a parachute.” Dr. Fauci says “f@ck the little girl” the Pope says, “Think we have time?” Hillary says, “You can all f@ck me, just make sure I get one!” Everyone answers, “Ewwwwwwwww” grab Hillary and throw her out the door without a parachute, Donald Trump says, “Problem Solved.”
I clicked on this post expecting copper but found gold.
I think I fell off grandma's knee when I first heard that oldy but goodie.