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posted ago by nyc9308 ago by nyc9308 +67 / -0

So the Universal Studios theme park in Orlando is owned by Comcast (same company that owns MSNBC). Yet it's everything that the Left claims to hate:

  • $164 for a one day ticket: This is complete capitalism and isn't fair to people who don't make a lot of money.
  • The theme park is totally surrounded by walls: You will get arrested for breaking into the park.
  • Universal ties your ticket to your finger print: This makes it impossible to share a multi-ticket with someone else. One ticket per person!
  • Though Universal closed in March due to Covid, it was back open by June!! During a pandemic!!! A SUPER SPREADER LOCATION!!! Remember when Trump held a rally in Tulsa? That was several weeks after Universal opened back up with indoor dining, roller coasters, shops, etc. MSNBC was reporting how going to a restaurant can kill you... meanwhile Comcast had dozens of restaurants open at Universal.
  • There is a whole Suess Land with a store called "Mulberry Street Store" and an attraction called "If I Ran the Zoo." Both of these are based off of BANNED books due to racism. Yet both of these are STILL open as of today.
  • There is a Hagrid ride in Harry Potter World. Not only is JK Rowling a transphobe, but the Hagrid actor actually defended her!
  • Jimmy Fallon has his own ride despite using blackface on TV.
  • The Simpsons Ride has a pre-show that includes a speaking part from Apu (voiced by the white Hank Azaria).
  • Matt Damon is the star of the "Bourne Identity" attraction despite his close ties to Harvey Weinstein.
  • Several rides have weight limits... especially at Universal's water park that has a 275 lb limit on one ride. Also many rides have height requirements. You must be 4.5 feet to ride the Hulk roller coaster.
  • The TODAY Show has a restaurant. Their longest tenured anchor Matt Lauer is a sex predator.
  • Many attractions depict guns and other weapons. The Men in Black ride even gives you a gun to shoot at aliens.
  • You're telling me that the big-nose Goblins counting money in the Harry Potter Bank isn't Anti-Semitic? https://media.wired.com/photos/59325d602a990b06268aa055/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/HP-and-the-Escape-from-Gringotts-4.jpg