Im going to be part of the control group.
That is what Ill be telling my fully vaccinated liberal family when they finally come out of their 13 month hibernation, and I see them for dinner at my sister's house, tomorrow.
Here's what I wont be telling them:
CONTROL GROUP noun (in an experiment or clinical trial) a group of subjects closely resembling the treatment group in many demographic variables but not receiving the active medication or factor under study and thereby serving as a comparison group when treatment results are evaluated.
And if, by chance, one of them actually knows what control group means, I will demand their praise for being the bravest person in our family, by taking this risk for all of humanity.
Bonus points if you tell them "this is exactly what being an oppressed minority feels like"!
BOOM! Mic drop.
My favorite game.
At work I was in an elevator with coworkers and they were all giving their WuFlu Vax stories. When the convo can to me I said I was part of the control group. They accepted it. It was difficult not to chuckle out loud
That's great but you'll confuse most of them because they don't realize they are part of an experiment taking an experimental shot to begin with.
You need to show up in a complete hazmat suit. Get the Tyvek coveralls with the hood and a full-face double cartridge respirator and wear to the family gathering. When asked why you tell them “it has been scientifically proven that individuals that has taken the jab has been transformed in to Super Speaders of a more advanced virus and you don’t want to be subject to the shedding of this super virus, thus the hazmat suit”.
Over the several months this will manifest itself to the world and the vaccinated will not be able to walk down the street/sidewalk without repercussions.
Yep. My mom told my wife to force me to get vaccine. My mom is also a liberal and I moved far away from her.
They are already doing that with the mentally challenged.
You should crown yourself while doing it. ?
People aren't told if they're in the control group of an experiment. You're better off just lying and saying you got it if it matters that much
He was already telling a lie that is obviously not true. I told him to be direct about the lie
If you haven't gotten the jab, you are, by definition, in the control group by default.
Great!! ?
LOL. This made me smile.