I overheard this conversation today and made me laugh. Mask user: You there! Where’s you mask? Teenager: I am scared to wear one in case I can’t breath.
Mask user: Don’t be stupid. Of course you can breath with the mask on. Fucking idiot. Teenager: So you can breath when the mask is really tight round your mouth?
Mask user: That’s right. No problem. Teenager: Then if the air can get through, how is the mask supposed to stop a virus?
After a few seconds while the mask user contemplates this response the teenager follows up: who’s the fucking idiot now then? And casually walks off ????
When I get the you’re not wearing mask - I’ve been responding with I’m not wearing any panties ether ?
The confusion on their face because they weren’t expecting that comeback is priceless.
As a dude I'm using this
As a bloke if I said that it might cause more problems than it solves ;)
Hmm, as a female I don't want to demean myself, but...this is a really good reply. I think if I have the courage I just might use it.
Updooting for encouragement. And because lily of the valley is my favorite flower.
It's my favorite flower too :) Thanks for the encouragement!
I wear skirts(female) and I would use it.
Same here. I think it might make people more curious to look under my skirt to call my bluff though lol.
Females should just say “I’m not wearing a jock strap either”?
“I also forgot to tuck my dick in!” ??
That’d really confuse em!
If I say, "Um excuse me, I'm a nonbinary transgender polyamorous 2-spirit person of color and you saying that I have to wear a mask is misgendering me and physically hurting me, you're a transphobe!"
Wonder if they would back off then. Use their clown world against them.
That would definitely do it?
I LOVE YOU! we're soul mates cause thats exactly how I answer! only real savages can respond in kind! be well fren!
MAGA4EVA
Here's another idea, use your lips and make the kiss motion as if, be sure you're looking them in the eye and wink too. Make them real uncomfortable for getting in your business.
Heh heh...I've used a similar line twice in the last year and the stunned look I got was priceless both times.
Mask Nazi: "Sir, you're not wearing a mask" Me with a grin and announced with vigor: "Yeh, well I ain't wearin' any boxers either, but here we are"...and as a few seconds pass in silence..."Have a good day!", as I 'adjust' with one hand down under and walk away.