The Muslim orders a shot tequila, the transvestite orders a pint of beer, the rapist orders a martini, and the devil orders a virgin Bloody Mary. The bartender leaves for a short while and then returns with a shotgun and blows them all back to hell where they belong.
...and Satan says, "Hell, it's good to see you!"
and the rest of the bars slammed closed behind them
Ouch. Walking into a bar hurts.
Big mike bends em all over.
The Muslim orders a shot tequila, the transvestite orders a pint of beer, the rapist orders a martini, and the devil orders a virgin Bloody Mary. The bartender leaves for a short while and then returns with a shotgun and blows them all back to hell where they belong.
Bartender says, Hey! I hear the CIA is hiring.
... Mitzvah - and become responsible for their actions.
... Mitzvah - and lose their four skins.
(think about it.)
Then God rolled up his sleeves
...oh know they didn't, there weren't any open.
...Satan responds, "my bad. On to the next bar, as they don't have ping pong and pizza"
Then someone slips them a note and after they read it they all yell oh my God please help us!
What the hell are you doing here?
...and all are asked to leave by the mask nazi.
...and order a Communist Flu d’Etat with $65K worth of hot dogs and a shot of Frazzledrip.
Not a punchline but sure looks like the scum that lays on top of the swamp. There is a lot of swamp in that background
And that was the end of America.....
Satan leaves. "This place is too much even for me."