Are You As Smart As a 5th Grader
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Common Core …
So a liberal is at the bar drinking a cold Heineken, with mask on and social distances of course, and some woman (but nowadays who knows, the mask hides a lot) asks him a question…
“So what do you do?”
“I’m an educator”
“So, like a school teacher?”
“No, that’s hate speech… we prefer Educator, because we educate, not teach the school”
“… ok, so what do you… educate?”
“Common Core”
“What?”
“COMMON. CORE”
“What is that?”
“It’s math.”
“So why didn’t you just say that?”
“Well because Math was perpetuated by the patriarchy and is favorable to white cisgender males”
…
That was a setup, you can’t drink a beer with a mask on. You silly head.
That straw had better not be plastic!
It's pure 100% treated Warizistan goat pubis fashioned into a straw cause fuck you. It was wrapped in plastic.
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Ummm that’s probably a true story. I can’t keep up with the ridiculous mental gymnastics game the libs are playing. What a huge distraction too that forces everyone to lie which since we’ve been lied to all our lives and now we are “willingly” lying to protect entitled mental patients feelings (which are about 1-5% of the population), we are joining in and if we do this then there will be no truth! 😳 That’s another piece of their plan.
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