hopium. please. when i first joined this site it was hopium this/hopium that. well now's the time for some more i think. lay it on me or tell me a joke or something
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This is a hopium downtime, but we had some big stuff last week. It'll be back in bigly supply here soon enough, m8!
Biden is the President.......There is your Joke!
Just go through the latest posts by u/WinsAnon and u/Puncake150.👍🏻
Buddy, I'm here for you. Here are 2 that my 11 year old son told me:
How do you get a tissue to dance? You put a little boogie in it. Why didn't the shark eat the clown fish? Because it tasted funny.
Now here's one from me:
A poor man living in a very rural area decided his son had grown to be old enough to "become a man," so to speak, and sent him into town to buy himself a woman. But, being as poor as they were, all he could send his son with was a duck for payment. He told his son where to go, and what to do, and sent him off.
So the son steps into the [house of ill repute] with a duck in hand, and tells the madame he'd like a girl for the evening but all he has to pay her with is a duck. The madame, taking pity on the poor young man, tells him to go to room #2. He goes to room #2, pays the girl with the duck, and proceeds to enjoy his first sexual experience.
Well the boy is a natural. The girl he was with was so impressed with his sexual prowess, she asks if they can do it again. She even offers to give him the duck back. So, they go at it again.
Flush-faced with happy exhaustion, the young man collects his duck, thanks the ladies and makes his way home. On the way home, the duck got away from him, and out into the street where it was promptly killed by a passing big rig truck. The driver got out and apologized profusely for killing his duck, and offered him $20 to make up for it.
So when the boy got home, his dad asked him - "Well son, how did all that work out?" The boy said, "well dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and twenty bucks because a truck fucked up my duck."
haha nice
I hope that gave you a laugh - I can't even remember where I heard that, it was many years ago. But I love the 2 my son told me, they're genuinely funny but clean jokes, and those are pretty rare.
two men walk into a bar, third guy ducked.
A man tries to catch a bus... Ouch.
you want a joke...close your eyes and picture hillary and bill fukin......
This isnt a drug store, hopium is dispensed at reasonable rates so that no one overdoses.
That being said, this is the video I go back to in the quiet times. Maybe the contents of the video aren't correct, hopefully they are, but either way it still provides hope.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/RP7mKBkulVpo/
I almost overdosed last week, lol.
https://greatawakening.win/u/WinsAnon?type=post
Lady walks into a pharmacy. She request something from the pharmacist that will kill her husband. Pharmacist whispers “ma”am I can’t do that, that illegal!” Lady then shows a photo of two people, her husband, and the pharmacist wife..hugging and kissing. Pharmacist pauses for a second then says “ Ohh, you didn’t tell me you had a prescription!”
😃