Of all people why do you think the military chose Donald Trump? His gigantic pair of balls? JFK jr connection? Him formerly being one of "them"?... Think I just answered my own questions
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Who else could have taken all the arrows that man took from the media, Hollywood, Republicans, Dems, athletes, big tech?
i fucking hate myself for immediately thinking Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. And while waiting, he daydreams about being Trump.
Instead of chuck Norris facts we need to do like a chuck Norris vs Donald trump facts book. Let the hilarity ensue....
Before Chuck Norris does anything, he asks himself "What would Donald do?"
Also loved by pretty much every race and community before his presidential run. I also believe that he may have infiltrated their clan with the purpose of bringing them down.
Which is why TDS amazes me given how popular Trump was before he ran as a Republican, however since Hillary was part of the plan I'm sure they would have tried driving TDS anyway if he had tried to run as a Democrat instead to flush him out though maybe more people would have seen through it since they'd be like "but wait, he's on our side what gives?"
I caught the missus watching the old birthday roast of Trump from a decade ago and I pointed out "funny how all of those people up there suddenly hated him when he decided to become President a few years later. You try telling me that there isn't a conspiracy behind TDS." and it actually got her thinking.