Some of us unvaxxed have to COVID test (for work). 15 min prior to test, wash hands, use Q-tip or finger and swab hand sanitizer throughout nasal cavity. If you test positive, it will be a false positive. That is all.
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There's no such thing as a real test result anyway. It's all a hoax.
"Isopropyl alcohol fumes can be absorbed into the lung membrane and result in brain and nerve damage"
94% of positive tests are false positives.
100% are false because there is no virus.
True
Why would you put hand sanitizer up your nose.... do not do this.
This should be the top comment... Inhaling alcohol fumes is not good for you. Let alone sticking something that says "For external use only" into one of your body cavities...
Plus, that "nasal swab" is going almost all the way up to your brain.
Inner nose is a mucus membrane. Absorbs to your brain... Don't do this.
For God's sake, I'm not telling anyone to snort an ounce of the stuff. It's isopropyl alcohol on the inside 1/2" of your nose. We've been putting it in open wounds for 100 years. Don't be stupid.
they run it around the rim of the inside of you nose. I checked and it wasn't sterlized in ethylene oxide. Have you never put isopropyl alcohol in an open wound?
Holy shit homeboy, we aren't insulting you. No sense downvoting everyone who disagrees with your opinion. We are all here together thru love. The PCR test is the test of preference at most employers in the USA so we were just assuming that was the test.
Either way here is some info on the inhilation of Isopropyl: "Isopropyl alcohol fumes can be absorbed into the lung membrane and result in brain and nerve damage"
Open wound, hell no. I prefer H2O2 anyhow, does a bang-up job.
totally safe. It's isopropyl alcohol.
"Isopropyl alcohol fumes can be absorbed into the lung membrane and result in brain and nerve damage"
Not good to breathe and it irritates and dries out the nose surely… not smart.
A better idea is to use a nebulizer with peroxide.
How about you don't put anything up your nose and never take the stupid test? Force them to fire you, it's an obvious violation of your rights...
Also, if you're too puss to stand up to this shit, there's those "netty pots" or whatever it's called, you can also probably spritz some hydrogen peroxide up there...
I really think this is terrible advice all around, hand sanitizer shouldn't be going up your nose or going through your sinuses....
It's rubbing alcohol, genius. Same thing you put on open wounds. Some of us have our livelihood tied to rules created by the Federal government.
It's rubbing alcohol plus other coagulation ingredients that have no business being up your nose. You're probably going to compromise your immune system doing this because you'll dry the shit out of your nose, you shouldn't be putting these chemicals up your nose unless you're really gunked up with something nasty that needs to be eradicated...
Since I'm such I genius I can tell you this - take some fuggen rubbing alcohol and cut it with some water and spray it up your nose... Don't need to put all the extra shit up there. You still shouldn't do this... It'll dry the shit out of your nose and put you in a comprised position that can make things worse
You know what's more genius? Not playing this game of "let's get tested" whenever you're feeling sick and let's play the game of "let's find a new job" if your employer is trying to force you to do it.
There's another game, it's called "let my employer fire me unjustly and collect". It's like chicken, can you handle it?
The hand san is called field expedient. Sure, you can water straight isopropyl down , etc. etc. I'm not talking about doing this hourly for days.
Tell you what, you guarantee the 6 figures of income needed to replace mine when I tell my employer to pound sand, and I'm all in. Can you bank account handle that? Probably not.
They choose when they want outbreaks and scare the public
Ummm really thinking putting hand sanitizer up your nose is not the greatest idea...do they offer a spit test? Put that in the suggestion box.
That's fine....I would do that no problem...👍
Good luck
Spit tests aren't certified. Nothing dangerous about hand san up the nose.
Right before the test stuff two gummy bears up your nose. The tester's reaction will be priceless.
/r/shittylifetips
Or just sneeze on it!
I think this is the dumbest post I've ever seen on here. This place has been going to shit.
Snort a weak solution of bicarb if you are totally bunged up otherwise leave well alone. Delicate mucous membranes know what they're doing.
How about just a neti flush