Basically, it's "WE CAUGHT YOUR CLIENT LYING, AND WE HAVE ABSOLUTE PROOF."
Now, NOTHING their client says can be trusted, and they will almost certainly lose their case. In fact, the judge might tack on additional penalties for their client being such a big liar pants on fire.
Go ahead, put your client on the stand, we will destroy him.
Is that lawyer jargon for "Get fucked!"?
Much KEK!!!!
It's even worse than that.
Basically, it's "WE CAUGHT YOUR CLIENT LYING, AND WE HAVE ABSOLUTE PROOF."
Now, NOTHING their client says can be trusted, and they will almost certainly lose their case. In fact, the judge might tack on additional penalties for their client being such a big liar pants on fire.
Go ahead, put your client on the stand, we will destroy him.
"Very truly fuck you and yours"
I don't like lawyers but have to admit they have a way with words. That has to be the most eloquent and polite- 'Go fuck yourself' I've ever read.
"Get fucked with a barrel cactus."