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BasedInFact 52 points ago +52 / -0

“Do you know where you are?”

“Yeah, I’m in the fcking hospital because your corrupt profession is murdering people for money,”

[doctor whispering] “Put this patient on remdesivir.”

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PaulRevere01 17 points ago +17 / -0

Just like a car accident cheaper if they are dead then in a wheel chair.

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anon3030 35 points ago +35 / -0

Lemme guess...patient is vax'd, but Doc is perplexed at what may have caused the stroke...

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SpaceForceAdmiral 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just can't be figured out. Heart attack in a 13 year old girl a day after the injection? Gosh it's a tragedy that couldn't be avoided.

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MrPresident46 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just a small sacrifice for the greater good.

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AngelCole 14 points ago +14 / -0

Funny, had to take husband to ER back in June, couldn't speak, couldn't follow simple commands. So we get to this point where the Dr asks him who the president is, husband, by this time was coming out of this episode, said well that's up for debate. I added not sleepy Joe. To tell you how stupid this was. The dr comes in with a mask on, he's a foreigner with a thick accent, my husband's hearing isn't the best and he's having cognitive problems, so by all means leave the mask on you dumb idiot dr. I am having to repeat every question to my husband, he can't hear what he is saying because of the mask and can't understand because of his accent, it was shit show all around. We also pissed off the dr when he didn't answer Joe was the president. I refuse to take him back there. I am wondering if he picked up the spike protein being in the vicinity of someone who just had the jab. Anyway we are on the Z Stack as of Saturday and I have seen improvements in his speech which is most effected. BTW the drs don't know what happened, all tests came back normal.

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suave200 2 points ago +2 / -0

TIA?

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dudeguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sounds like your patient is in tip top shape

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scrummin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some people would say "tippy-top"

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FetAnka 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like a trick question, the real president is of course Trump because of the fraud, Biden is just a resident of the white house. But I'd say the patient answered correctly tho as he's mocking Biden in his answer, implying this fact.

The patient is perfectly fine, and based.

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CMAnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did he ask if the patient received the jab?? Probably not.

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Mrs.Frostbite 4 points ago +4 / -0

This should be the first question any competent dr or nurse should ask.

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suave200 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder if the patient got the double jab.

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Deplorable_Badger 3 points ago +3 / -0

My mom recently had a stroke and doctor asked her who is president; in a quiet voice she said "Biden" then she yelled "but I didn't vote for him"!

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MSRN281 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dad had a TIA, his response “Some asshole.” Scared me he could not recall the name, but it was a great laugh.

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y000danon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lolol

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Lalge0229 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL 😂

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Antenna 1 point ago +1 / -0

His neuro status is BASED.

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MahaYoshi 1 point ago +1 / -0

My Mom, back in 2014 when admitted for brain surgery to remove her tumor, was asked those questions in the following days.

I’ll never forget how her smile immediately changed into a disgusted face, as she scrunched up her nose and, in a sarcastic gruff, said “ugh, Oh BA ma”.

Every nurse and doctor chuckled, every time.

Thanks for teaching me how to be based, Mom!

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xJukEx 1 point ago +1 / -0

reminds me of a few months back , son got bit by a dog and in the ER Nurse is like" ok who is your president even though u dont like him"

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Vindicator63 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of the three little old ladies sitting on the park bench. A flasher shows up and does his thing right in front of them. The first little old lady up and has a stroke. The second little old lady up and has a stroke. The third little old lady's arms were too short - lol.

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TruuthSeeker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude has to listen to no agenda

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Scrunchie47 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought it was Creepy Joe??? Close enough I guess.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doctors? Indoctrinated pill pushers. No longer extolled or considered bright. Just robotic guessers of which nice little pill shape and dose to give. Usually decided by which pharma companies kickback is the best for the day.