So living in Melbourne, our Premier (Governor) nick named "Dictator Dan" is now in the process of obtaining actual dictator powers (Palpitine style) sending shiver down people's spines. Some of the powers he will have are to imprison people for 2 years if they do not wear their masks correctly, amongst other things. So clearly, we have to escape this situation, and this is my plan.
There are immigrant boats still coming to Australia. I need to smuggle myself on one of them, bribe the captain whatever I can afford to take me all the way to Mexico.
Once I get into Mexico, I will make my way to the nearest friendly Soros representative and obtain my kit with Biden T-shirt, sunnies, Biden hats, my wife will receive her Chanel bag, and then we will join the caravan providing as many pictures as they need us to pose for, and get to the US border.
There, we have a choice to make. Should we cross over to Texas or Florida? From everything I am seeing, DeSantis is the man of the hour, so I am assuming Florida.
Once we cross into Florida, we just ditch our Biden paraphernalia, barter all the Timtams and Veggiemites we carried with us to buy ourselves respectable Maga gear and seek asylum in one of the Patriot's stronghold.
Does anyone identify any loopholes in this plan? Getting excited!
Unfortunately, I'm afraid, pretty soon America won't even be the place to run to for safety and refuge.
I truly feel bad you guys are having to deal with such obscured and horrible conditions.
One thing to note though, If China starts a war with Taiwan, every country doing this tyranny will probably put it on the back burner I feel. Could be wrong though. 🤷♀️
Well, you may have one big problem! Are you white? If so, Soros won't allow that.
Thank Goodness we are not white! Hurray for small wonders /s
Are you fat? Ya gotta be fat. So we know how hard that 1500 mile trek was to maintain that extra 75 pounds. It's winner, winner chicken dinner if you got fat.
Ah, so bad. Everything was lining up nicely but I have not been diligent in eating junk food regularly, drinking sodas and ensuring I do not exercise. Damn it!
You'll have to weigh the risk.
Ah, and you can take refuge at our place, red state, red county, red area. Many, many guns, hunters, veterans, and good LEO.
Seriously dude, my eyes are watering just imagining such a place exists. No, I am now all the more convinced that I will live here, weather the Storm and build this into such a place after Great Awakening. We will call this place "New Texas".
Make sure you get separated from your loved ones and detained, so you can get that $450k….each
Right!
We plan on leaving to South America, from California... if shit gets to crazy...
Skills , barter . & my wife speaks spanish..
When the Mark of the Beast system is implemented.
YUM... Timtams 😀😁😀😁
Will swap Timtams for Liberty
As long as they're the dark chocolate ones
Haha you are like my wife. At least Timtams are one of the last frontiers for dark chocolate flavour. Almost all other chocolates are dropping Dark from their collection, those darn racists. Lucky for me, I dont have expensive palette, any good only chocolate will be enough, lol
Its not chocolate unless its dark. Your wife knows what's good. Say hi to her for me from one chocolate connoisseur to another. And stay safe over there. We're all praying for you.
Thank you! We need all the prayers we can get at this point.
I'm in the US and I've considered doing the similar to avoid the vax mandate, since there seems to be no desire to vax the immigrants. /s
I got a friend stuck in NSW, he's from Florida, I'll take in the lot of you here in FL of you scoop him up and bring him with you.
What do you mean? Is he an American? Can't he just fly back and do the quarantine crap?
He's married to an Australian, and they have a twelve year old daughter, he's antivaxx, she's not, and that part is complicated enough, but he said there weren't any flights currently, not even mail was coming from the US for him, this was about three days ago that we talked, he has to make a decision to go alone if a flight becomes available, because she won't want to leave her family. I don't envy him.
Argh, that is such a tough situation to be in. Damn, most Aussies here are vaxxing their kids, I sincerely hope he can stop his wife from doing that to their kid.
Yeah mail has been pretty hard to get nowadays, had no idea that all flights are cancelled. Bloody clown country this is. I hope he can find the best solution for this terrible situation.
If you are unfortuante enough to be an english speaking white man, you have a few options:
You can identify as a woman
You can learn fluent Arabic or Mandarin
You can convert to the religion called BLM and denounce your White Privelege
You can convert to Judaism
I think this plan just painted itself purple and danced on the harpsichord singing, "subtle plans are here again." 😁
I'd sponsor you lot, but I'm not in Florida nor Texas. But my state (NC) is mostly red and will be restored soon, I have high hopes.
NC? The home of Baric and his virus weaponisation research? Hmmm ... scary ...
Perhaps I can drop into Cuba and take a boat to Florida then!