I'm so done with modern woke games, that I've started digging in my back catalog and playing older shit again. What I discovered is that I've got enough older games in my library that I really won't ever need a new game again if I don't want one.
Games like CIV 5 (CIV 6 is a woke mess too), Total War: Warhammer and Grim Dawn are endlessly re-playable.
Q: Yeah, but did you write any non-procedurally generated quests & actually try and make the game unique and fun this time?
A: Well much of our development budget was used for these really interesting gender dialogue options so we've automated our quest design to spread that budget out accordingly. It just works.
Q: Wow, that's pretty cool. So If my pronoun were "SirFucksAlot"; the in-game NPCs can address me as such?
A: No. Just "He, She or They".
Q: So all you did was add the word "They" to jump on the woke-bandwagon?
I can't fuggin' wait until the game glitches out, calls you the wrong pronouns and wrecks the main story questlines on account of it.
Hijacking because Jesus:
I now identify as Jesus. These are my pronouns:
• He Who is the Most High
• Our Lord and Savior
• The Son of the Living God
• The Mighty God
• The Everlasting Father
• The Prince of Peace
• The King of Kings
• The Alpha and the Omega
I'm so done with modern woke games, that I've started digging in my back catalog and playing older shit again. What I discovered is that I've got enough older games in my library that I really won't ever need a new game again if I don't want one.
Games like CIV 5 (CIV 6 is a woke mess too), Total War: Warhammer and Grim Dawn are endlessly re-playable.
'Sixteen times the genders.'
Nobody ever liked this guy but when Fallout 76 came out, People REALLY didn’t like him
Q: Yeah, but did you write any non-procedurally generated quests & actually try and make the game unique and fun this time?
A: Well much of our development budget was used for these really interesting gender dialogue options so we've automated our quest design to spread that budget out accordingly. It just works.
Q: Wow, that's pretty cool. So If my pronoun were "SirFucksAlot"; the in-game NPCs can address me as such?
A: No. Just "He, She or They".
Q: So all you did was add the word "They" to jump on the woke-bandwagon?
A: It just works.
It just works.
Well I guess I won't be spending money on that game.
I'm having enough issue with world of Warcraft starting to go woke.
Wc3 reforged anyone? De-evolution is real.
I haven't bought the reforged I've been playing SwToR lately. The storylines are so much fun.
Inb4 xirs are going to cry about this on twatter
Well the basement dwellers will buy it and play so it won't stop.
Mod it out.
This type of faggotry is such a waste of people's time and inner spirit.
Well considering most people who play video games are virgin neckbeard he/she/them trsnnies they’re marketing to their exact client base.