Johnson and Johnson announced they are splitting into two companies. I imagine one will be called Johnson and the other will be called Johnson. It could be a small Johnson company and a large Johnson company. The small Johnson can do only vaccines. The large Johnson gets all the rest. Then if the small Jonson gets sued for the vaccine they can cut off the small Johnson and keep the large Johnson.
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I hope someone's johnson gets cut off
Is this another "left twix right twix' thing?
Also: LARGE JOHNSON
lol i was thinking the same thing, small johnson large johnson. LOL
Good thinking. Is Johnson and Johnson any kin to Who's on First and What's on Second? Hah
Hah.
https://youtu.be/HY_nkgJG3oE
They should call one Big Johnson
Unfortunately, companies cannot be sued for vaccines at all.
Once the are out of the Emergency Use arena I believe they can. I could be wrong.
Hi, I have arrived with my Johnson (heavy thud sound heard on table)
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Wil the two companies be called
"Johnson Co" and "Johnson, Inc"??